...MARRIAGE...

The sharing of marriage....

> > The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

> > He un -wrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

> > He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

> > He took a sip of the drink; his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

> > Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

> > As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

> > People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

> > Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything..'

> > Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

> > She answered> >

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> > > > > 'THE TEETH.' >>>>>>

well well, namapun husband & wife, serba serbi harus sharing kan, sharing is loving :):)

...MARRIAGE HUMOUR...

Hi hi, really tak berkesempatan to update this vo-gueeeeeeee blog................let's just enjoy the humour k, hopefully it will make yr day beautiful and wonderful, hehe..........

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : 'Nothing'.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'


Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


Girl to her boyfriend: 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever'
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'