Wednesday, February 18, 2009

...MARRIAGE HUMOUR...

Hi hi, really tak berkesempatan to update this vo-gueeeeeeee blog................let's just enjoy the humour k, hopefully it will make yr day beautiful and wonderful, hehe..........

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : 'Nothing'.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'


Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


Girl to her boyfriend: 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever'
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

14 comments:

atty's said...

salam sis..pepagi atty dah senyum..baca lawak nie..hah.hehhehe..

tq menceriakan pagi ku.

~Eila @ Along~ said...

sis..lawak la..hehe..mintak2 jgnle suami complaint camtu kan...

Me, Mrs Taj said...

pecah perut bila me baca bab daddy's lap tuh....hauhauhauha lawak2..

Moralle said...

attys, u r welcome, senang hati I dapat menggumbirakan hari u, hehe..


eila, tu lah kalau complain camtu ader sebab beb, hehe...


mrs taj, boleh gitew, hahaha...

Gembo said...

Mrs G: Needed this after a long........meeting this morning. Thanks!

PerantauSepi1306 said...

:D

btw sis, you've been tagged twice tau...

rillys said...

haha..cari nahas btul...

Shopaholic Mama said...

kesian husband husband yg mcm tu kat luar sana eh!

IdaShah said...

sis,kelakar lah tp sy xleh gelak sbb br lps cabut gigi :)

nasazfrog... said...

ermmm kurang asam jawa punya si suami.. kak windu lah... syok la dpt jumpa shopaholic mama.. :)
kak tak g pesta layang2 ker..

Moralle said...

mrs g, wah just great, after meeting baca humour I , sure coollll sikit kan, hehe...

ps, ya kah, okie okie, nanti ku redah k sis ...


rillys, sajer jer tu sis, nak kenekan binik ah...


sm, hahaha...

Moralle said...

idahshah, oppssssssss, k k gelak kat dalam hati jer tau, nanti lain pulak jadinyer :)


nasazku sayang, hmmm windu jugak tau kau u, sampai wkend ni kan pesta tu, hmmm lum tau lagi sis, kalau i pegi i roger-roger k :)

rasp said...

hehehehehe... me smiling alone sorang2 sib baik no one nampak, if tak mesti think me weng oledi!

Moralle said...

rasp, u ajak skali they all joint u lah sis, hahaha...