Friday, May 22, 2009

..JOKES FOR THE WKENDS...

Hi hi there, wkends are here again...........let's enjoy this funny cute jokes and hv a good laugh ya.....HOW TO CHOOSE A BRIDE ...... MALAY STYLE OKKKKK....

Hrmmm choosing a bride pun ader style kah, wateverrrrrrr.....

A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house.

The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist.
He immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say...... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.........'

The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary.
She was also rejected.
Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa..., Secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN........'

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking Teacher.
The Son suddenly agreed!!

The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one?
The earlier two were a lot better looking!'

He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... Teachers very good, very good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE.....!'

Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother..... Female mini bus Conductor much better laa.....
they always say: 'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK........ MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI.....DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG..... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....'


The mother fainted.......


8 comments:

rasp said...

hahahahaha...10x baca nie still leh tersenyum ...

have a lovely wiken sis :D

Moralle said...

rasp, u to laling :)

Shopaholic Mama said...

kalau gitu kena kawin bus conductor yg single deck. kalau double decker, camne eh? hehehe

Moralle said...

sm, amboi-amboi, dah kasi single deck, nak double decker pulak......mak nyer terus KO, hahaha...

Amy said...

wakakaka adoi la ape pnya adik maaa hahahaha sakit perut tergelak. Ayoyoyo ayat yg adik die kasik mmg kaw2nya lah hahaha. Hav a nice weekend sista!!

Otak Belacan said...

WTH KELAKAR GILA OKAYYY!!!

Hahaha.

Mama, banyak-banyak ah lagi letak jokes macam gini okay.

Kekeke. :p

atty's said...

salam sis..kelakau sis..senyum atty pagi2 nieh..

Moralle said...

amy, tak leh angkat ngan kata-kata adik nyer kan, hehe..


nad, will do...hehe..

attys, hehe..