...SADAR JEE...

Let's cheer up and have a nice weekend.

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..

Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!

Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!

Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio! """

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......

Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .

Last but not least, nenek jeeee makan sphaghetti for lunch..........hehehe....HAPPY WKENDS :)

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