Thursday, December 18, 2008

..HA HA....HOTEL BILL TO HIGH...

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...

A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .

After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for $450.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; th! e rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00. < /B>

When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.

'But we didn't use them,' the man complains

'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

'But we d idn't! go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again. 'Well , we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! the man replies, 'But we didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.'

'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,' ! the man replies. 'She! was here and you could have!'




9 comments:

aNNa d k!nG said...

have a nice day ya!
saje singgah and my hand gatal nk komen..
hehehe..

Mommy Lily said...

haha ! kena dia kann..

good joke for a start today sis

Shopaholic Mama said...

hahahaa, padan muka manager kena sabo balik! The husband should have charged higher thou!

PerantauSepi1306 said...

gotchaaa.. ;D

atty's said...

wakakkaka..sambil senyum2 nieh.hehhehe

rasp said...

nghehehehe.. what goes round comes round :D

rillys said...

haha..serves ur right mr manager!
kehkehkeh :D

CRAZY BEAUTIFUL88 said...

padan muka manager tu

moralle said...

anna, komen komen ler slalu :)


mommylily, to brighten yr day sis :)


sm, yup should be higher, tak kan gitew jer the cost right, hehe...


ps, yes kenek sendiri sis :)


attys, haipppp nanti orang cakap giler lak, haha...


rasp, yeszzzzzzzzz true sis :)


rillys, nak kenekkan orang, dia kenek balik kan ...


cb, hahaha...