..HI HI, ANYBODY AROUND...

So quite today, is anyone out there still working or blogging..........hmmmm probably most of uols semua dah balik kampung or dah otw dalam perjalanan..............

I'm still working today, really no mood to work, but really lots of stuffs to do.....going to the bank lagi later on....for sure crowded today kan dah 29th.

Just a quick update on my wkend. My Cik White dah berkilat okayyyy, cun melecun, with the price paid, its really worth, my hubby fren really did a good job. Now every 2 mths we will polish the lancer, already told hubby fren to do it every 2 mths once.

Sat I went marketing, ya ampun, the market was very crowded betul, I thought I ajer yg belanja early, but ramai jugak orang yg dah berbelanja untuk masak di hari raya nanti, pasar dah macam shopping centre penuh sesak. Alhamdulillah I got what I wanted, everyting dah di beli except for prawns which I will buy from Sheng Shiong supermarket, its a bit cheap lah dari kat pasar.

So balik pasar dah kepenatan, relaks2 with Aqil at home while waiting for Arin to come back from Madrasah. Kak Yana will finish at 5pm, hubby will fetch her. Arin reached home, terus pakaikan ibunye inai sambil me fall asleep. We are supposed to go in to JB before buka puasa but last minute my sis called ajak we all buka puasa at her place. We all siap2 and at 6.30 we went to sis house.

After buka and solat Maghrib, we pun bergerak masuk JB. Alhamdulillah tak jam, heran lah pulak, both custom tak jam. But yg jam kat Angsana, jam teruk until hubby has to find other alternative to go to Angsana. While nak tunggu my fren we all pun jalan2 dulu, bought few things , around 10pm we met my fren. Settled with her yg nak di settlekan dan bergerak balik from Angsana around 11pm. Way back to Singapore only jam at Singapore custom, but not so bad, we reached home around 12.30am.

On sunday pulak, hubby work for 1/2 dah only. After work he fetched me at home, we went to Sheng Shiong to buy prawns and drinks for the Lebaran, collect cakes from my fren than went home. Hubby send me home than bawak Aqil and the girls to cut their hair while I kat rumah bereskan ape yg patut. Cooked for buka puasa, sambal telur, fried paru rempah and fried vege. Hubby pulak bought Spring Fried Chicken.

After buka, hubby layan F1 while I layan sinetron "Cinta Fitri" sambil iron my curtain yg nak di pakai lebaran nanti. The girls pulak studying for their exam.

I pun sempat jugak sangar my kelapa untuk di jadikan kerisik for my rendang. Kerisik a bit leceh, so I rather do it first.

Well, thats the quick update which I hv over the wkends.... tonight will be bz for me at home. Plan to pasang all the curtains dulu than prepare the ingredients to masak for tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be more bz, need to cook, kemas rumah, all these need to finish before 10pm because I want to watch rancangan Lebaran 2008 at Suria channel.

Not sure if I will hv time to update, if time permits I will definitely update, to uols semua, once again, selamat bercuti raya, "SALAM AIDILFILTRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN"

...THE LANCER / MY SCHEDULE...

Good day to everyone that will be surfing the blog today :)

After sahur, Sholat subuh and hubby dah went to work, I cant sleep, so ended updating my blog.....

Today as usual the kids will hv madrasah later this morning, but I cant sent them today, someone is coming to polish my white lovely dovey car. Nearly a year we all bought the Lancer, until now belum berpolish lagi cik putih tu. Nanti baik2 putih become yellowish pulak.

Hubby got a good deal for the polishing, his working colleague is coming down to do it for us, this guy is doing part-time, not sure of the results but according to hubby most of his colleagues car looks good after the polishing. Here in Singapore polishing will cost at least S$80 or it depends on what kind of polish u need. But I'm going to pay only S$60 for polish and waxing, saving of S$20............

The guy is coming down at 8.30am today and it will takes him about 4 to 5 hrs to do the polishing, lama jugak eh, tak pe lah, white Lancer tu pun really need a good touch up before Hari Raya........need it to look glamourous jugak during Lebaran............

I'm planning to do marketing after that, need to buy stuffs for Hari Raya. This year kids and hubby wants me to cook, so terpaksalah I masakkan for them....siap ngan menu yg di beri, they want me to cook Rendang, lemak lodeh and also Sambal Goreng, these 3 dishes are like a must to them. Last year I didnt cooked because MIL kasi di petang raya, but looks like this yr it will be different.........me and sis will tukar2 lauk this year, she plans to give me Ayam masak merah in exchange with my Sambal Goreng and Rendang. I'm going to buy all the dried ingredients first, the vegetables I will buy it on Monday night from the supermarket or Tuesday morning from the market.

As for the meat like chicken and beef, I dah ordered, yesterday night dah collect from my fren pun, so senang lah sikit dah siap potong lagi the daging so I tak payah sibuk2 nak potong. I need to do the kerisik for the rendang 1st, so either tonight or tomorrow will do the kerisik for the rendang. All these need planning if not nanti kelam-kabut kan, mana nak kemas rumah, nak cook, the kids pulak bz studying for their exam so I cant really rely on them......

Today we are going to JB again, biase lah to settle business with my fren before the Lebaran than probably singgah my sis house. If hubby tak work tomorrow we might be staying over kat rumah my sis than balik on Sunday.....it all depend on hubby.......if tidur rumah my sis best jugak, the kids boleh main bunga api.

Now dah almost 7am, nak lepak2 kejap before hubby fren datang nanti to collect the Lancer key than I can cabut to the market.

To all my dearest fren, selamat bercuti yer, those yg dah nak bertolak ke kampung halaman today or tomorrow, hati2 di jalan raya, supaya selamat sampai ke destinasi masing-masing......... :)

"SALAM LEBARAN UNTUK SEMUA"

...UNTUK SEMUA YG JAUH...SALAM SAYANG...

Salam sayang untuk semua, salam Hari Jumaat. Today for some will be their last day of work, but ade jugak still will be working next Monday. To uols semua yg akan start berholiday tomorrow, selamat bercuti yer. To all my Malaysian bloggers, tentu ramai yg balik bercuti ke kampung halaman masing2, hati-hati semasa memandu, Moralle doakan kalian semua selamat sampai ke pangkuan keluarga tersayang.

Dan jangan lupa update blog yer kengkawan semua, update suasana raya di rantauan dan kampung halaman :)

Dari jauh ku received kad dan e-card from dearest frens, thanks to all my dearest frens....

from sis rasp...

ONCE AGAIN TO ALL, HAPPY WKEND, SELAMAT BERCUTI DAN

"SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN"

...KHAS UNTUK SEMUA...

....THE LOST MOOD...

Wahhhh u can really felt the Raya mood here n there, if kat Cyber world ni, lagi terserlah if we read frens blog, card and e-card di layangkan sana sini, preparation for balik kampung, goodies and stuffs, ooooooo semangat kan........

I've been bz these few days with work thou big man not in, this wk will be the last work week, than most of uols are going for Hari Raya leave. Uols pun sure bz jugak menghabiskan kejo2 before the holiday break.

I felt like a bit lost, no doubts in my mind pun thinking abt Raya preparation but I felt that I'm not giving 100% to it. I'm thinking about my egoistic brother yg hving problem sekarang ni with us, my sms and call pun he tak layan, also worried about my another brother conditions at this moment yg masih not well. I dont want hubby and the kids to know hw sad I felt to celebrate this yr Lebaran, no matter what I still hv to show my happiness to them, they are everything to me.

Mana nak fikirkan my in-laws lagi, I'm sure hubby will not be happy with me if I make decision not to visit his parents this yr.........sungguh dalam delima seyy........but i know if I berkeras hati jugak......it will be world war for me with hubby......but Raya kan untuk bermaaf-maafan, can my heart forgive them????? is it fair to me ???????

Goshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! ape yg I melalut ni, everyone sedang bersuka-ria nak sambut Aidil Fitri, me n my moody feelings, walau apepun, I hope to find the answer to it before Lebaran and hoping that my brother will get well soon and my other brother will buangkan ego dia jauh2 and be with us to celebrate lebaran bersama...........

Oh I've taken this photo of the lampu lap-lip at my house since last week, Aqil very sibuk suruh ayah pasangkan lampu lap-lip, now dah pasang, everyday on lap-lip after buka puasa. But for a while jer, nak kenek save jugak electricity :)

And also ade lampu-lampu indah yg I snap at Serangoon Road for Deepavali and Geylang Serai lampu raya..........macam sama pulak lampu Deepavali ngan lampu Raya ni kan ......

...TERUBAT KESEDIHAN :)...

Thanks to all my dear frens with the doas for my brother and my son Aqil. Alhamdulillah Aqil dah sembuh seperti biase, back to his normal self, hyper active, tak leh duduk diam and cant wait to go back to school, baru 1 day MC macam dah berminggu2, tak sabar nak kesekolah. As for my brother, mudah-mudahan berkat doa yg di terima he will recover soon........insyaALLAH....

I got this lovely poem from sis dila and sis iela, thanks sis for the lovely poem.....

We need friends for many reasons, all throughout the season. We need friends to comfort us when we are sad, and to have fun with us when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice,We need someone we can count on, and treat us nice. We need friends to remember us once we have passed, sharing memories that will always last.

Spread the poem of friendship....

And now I'm dedicating this lovely poem to all my dearest frens that are link to my blog, love uols semua...muachhhhssssss.........hoping that our frenship will last forever and ever :)

..SHORT STORY OF MY WKENDS...

Assalammualaikum to all, hw's yr Monday??? mine so far so good, one thing for sure boss not in town but still I hv few things to do before I can really blog hop here and there.

Wkend had been bz for me. Had to settle few things last wkend. I'll just story mory sikit-sikit jer lah okay. No pics this time, frankly speaking not in the mood to upload the photos.

Saturday as usual bz with the kids Madrasah and I had to go to JB to settle my business with fren. Our buka puasa is inside the car on Saturday due to the heavy traffic at Singapore Custom. Reached JB Angsana at about 8.30pm, settle few things there and met my fren near my sis house at JB. We singgah my sis house kejap than back to Singapore at 10.30.

Sunday hubby had to worked, but we planned to go out and buy few things for the house. Actually if hubby tak work we will be in JB again on Sunday. We were invited by bro kasawari for Majlis Berbuka Puasa Msjbox Selatan di Restoran Singgah Selalu, Plaza Kotaraya JB, but we all tak dapat hadir cause hubby has to work. Looks like the event was a memorable event for bloggers di JB and Singapore, mudah-mudahan I will be able to joint them for other event.

Instead of lying around on Sunday doing nothing, I kept myself bz dengan mengemas rumah. Spring cleaning and alhamdulillah everything was done just in time for hubby to fetch us. We went out around 5pm, straight to IKEA, bought what we wanted to buy than proceed to Bukit Merah for buka puasa. We went to Brick Works to eat the nice Nasi Ayam.

I wanted to go to Mustaffa Centre, so hubby drove us there after buka. Since Deepavali is also in October, the lighting for Deepavali had Started at Serangoon road. Serangoon Road was so crowded with people that we cant even find parking to park the car. Ended we didnt go to Mustaffa and proceed to Geylang. Ingat nak jalan2 since we all belum c the lighting kat Geylang pun, but sama jugak, no parking, ramai orang, and we didnt stop pun. From Geylang we went home straight.

From Geylang thought nak go and visit my brother but Aqil suddenly not feeling well and hubby pulak dah sakit kepala.

Sebenarnye semangat nak raya agak tertekan sikit now due to my brother conditions. Some of u might have knew that my brother is not too well. He was admitted again last Thursday due to his conditions yg getting from bad to worst. I didnt get the chance to visit him but my sis (Umi) visited him and told me that his whole body dah membengkak and according to doctor he needs to go through tough and tedious way of medications and doctor wants family member to make decision due to his conditions yg dah critical. Yesterday only I was told that my brother was discharged, his wife and kids had decided to bring him home. Looks like mereka dah berputus asa dan biarkan ALLAH yang menentukan segala2 nye.

I'm really hopping that we will have the chance to celebrate this year Aidil Fitri bersama my brother walaupun dalam keadaan dia yg tak sihat dan mungkin ini yg terakhir kali kite semua celebrate bersama. Tetapi tetap kami mendoakan supaya my brother panjang umur dan akan sihat seperti semula, InsyaALLAH.

This morning I came in late, reached office about 10am, I sent Aqil to doctor, bujang kecik tu pun tak feeling sangat, hving flu, cough and slight fever.

Now I had lots of works to do, insyaALLAH later today will hv time to do the visiting if time permits.

Happy working to uols semua :)

...SOWIE...

Dear frens, I dont hv that so much free time today to visit blogs or even update my blog. I'll be very bz today settling things for my big man.

The big man is going overseas for 1 week starting Monday, so there are so many things to settle before he fly off. Things that need his approval, $$$$$ for him to approved for cash, bukan for my duit raya yer but for my petty cash and etc etc etc.

If time permits I'll definitely do the visiting if not if will be over the wkend or Monday. Monday I'll be the queen, thou he will leave so many things for me to do, but he wont be around to disturb me blogging, hehehe........

C uols soon and HV A WONDERFUL AND GREAT WEEKEND TO ALL :)

..CHISSSSS TRAGEDI YG SAMA...

I dah agak pun, dah rasa pun, dah confirm pun...............tau tak per kan.........gerammmmmmm dan sesallllllllllllll sekali ):

Another 30mins, so rugi...........those yg baca my entry yesterday should know lah what happened to me. 3 years berturut2, the same tragedi, it doesnt happen few hrs before but 1/2 hr before.

While the kids berbuka puasa, the mother tertonggeng2 kesakitan, lucky I dont hv to cook yesterday, BIL belanja nasi Bukhari and Chin Chong Fun.

So one week confirm saya coti, but I dapat sambut dan dapat the ending malam raya :)

Actual facts I hv nothing to story mory, so ini pun jadik lah jugak nak di jadikan story...

Now back to work, thou perutku tak sodap, I need to settle things for my big man, he is going overseas next wk for 1 week, yg paling important end mth salary need to prepare in advance, cause by the time he comes back I will be going on leave already, hmmm lama jugak nanti I tak nampak big man face, windu jugak nanti, hehehe :)

...SHOTTTT....SHATTTT...

Feeling moody today, I think my best fren yg forever and ever ni dah nak sampai kot.....hopefully still can wait until after buka puasa....sayang wooooo, its already 2.45pm.

Since morning, the symptoms all are there, but up to now tak da cite pun......bukan nyer aper, ever happened, in fact 2 yrs berturut-turut, dah nak dekat2 buka pulak baru dia mai......

The weather here pun very hot hot, me pun hot hot betul today, getting hotter with my tummy aching, pinggang aching and kepala fening.........hmmm tak syokkkk betul lah today.

Please excuse me, I've got to lie down a while, not really lie down but lie my head on my table, lucky me big man gone out and will not be back for today :)

...MY LEAVE...

Semangat nak sambut Aidil Fitri dah berkobar-kobar ni, hehehe........

My leave dah approved pun, yeahhhhhh...mak soka...I will be on leave from 30/9, will be back in the office on the 6/10........coti panjanggggggggggg

Hv uols apply leave for the lebaran, to those yg belum cepat2 lah apply, nanti susah nak dapat, especially those yg nak kenek ballot cause ramai orang Melayu satu opis. Takut-takut kot tergendala rancangan nak balik kampung ker oh whatever lah rancangan uols semua, cepat2 amik leave form tu than submit kat boss....... :)

My office not so bad lah, we all ade 3 malays jer kat sini, me and the other 2 is from operations side, mine very easy to get approval as long as its not end mth during accounts closing and the most important salary..........

I hv submitted my planned leave from Sept till December, since no. of people in the company are increasing, it's important now that I plan my leave, so my boss will know when I'll be around and when I will not be around, me kan kira macam VIP lah jugak at my office ni :)

My leave plan as follows :

30/9 to 6/10/2008 - Hari Raya leave
24/10 to 29/10/2008 - Deepavali leave - I pun sambut Deepavali :)
21/11 to 24/11/2008 - Aqil Khatan/sunat
11/12 to 16/12/2008 - Holidaying

All these are planned and semuanye yg big-big and important occasions yer, belum termasuk yg small2 occasions, yg urgent leave and so on, hehehehe............

So kengkawan, hope yr leave will be approved lah yer, to those yg dah get approval, tahniah kerana sudah berjaya mendapatkan leave and ..........

...AWARD AGAIN :)...

I received tis ................

Gila best ker, tak giler besh punnnn, tapi tetap ku dapat jugak from atty ................

Thanks dearie for the award ni, sungguh teruja mendapatnyer...........

And now the rules is to give away this award to another 4 bloggers yg blog mereka pun besh giler ku baca ... but the truth, all bloggers hv their own way of telling their story mory kan, semuanyer yg I link memang besh I baca everyday, cuma following the rules sahaja ni :)

rasp

kasawari

sm

mommy lily

...LUCKY ME...

Thank god the big man dah chow for his dental appointment and later he has sea trial with customer.......

I could hardly open my eyes beb..........so to hilangkan rasa ngantuk, I blog-hop sana sini. With my sleepy conditions like this, I really cannot work, my desk is in a mess, my works semua tak habis lagi, looks like today I hv to sleep early to kadaq my sleep.

I was blog hopping here and there, leave comments, reads story mory of foods, shopping for raya and baking cookies sudah pun bermula, hmmmmmmmm looks like the atmosphere of Hari Raya dah terasa kan :)

I stop at my sis blog ni, shieda and I got this award from her.

Thanks dearie for giving me this award, me soka bangettt, namanyer pun dapat award kan...mestilah happy.....thanks again :)

If dah dapat award tak kan nak simpan sendiri, so as usual I war2 kan or pass2 kan ... so this award goes to :

zie

tya

sm

rasp

niniess

perantausepi1306

atty's

rillys

I knew some of u might have gotten this award, but sudi-sudi lah terima from me pulak yer, dari moralle yg jauh di rantauan ni ........but to sm, we tak jauh pun kan, naik MRT dah ketemu, tapi kok macam jauh sih???

...NO NAPPY PLEASEEEE...

Happy monday, I'm feeling very sleepy today, yesterday I slept at 12.30am, me n hubby layan movie 'COBRA' at HBO channel, old movie starring Sylvester Stallone and Brigitte Nielsen. I love this movie, so long tak di tayangkan, so ape lagi, baik2 nak masuk tidur tak jadi pulak :)

Back to the title of my entry, my son Aqil is 4 1/2 yrs old n going to be 5 in Dec. He stopped wearing diapers during the day about 1 yr + already but still wearing it at night. Yesterday before going to sleep he told me, "ibu Aqil dont want to wear pampers tonight, Abi says Aqil dah big boy already n cannot wear pampers" jadinyer I hv to respect his decision.

My two girls were toilet trained for night when they are 3 yrs old, it tooks two weeks only for us to trained them. As for Aqil we hv not train him yet, may b because of our age, dah tak larat, pity him still on diapers at night sampai ibu n ayah kenek sound by him ......

Yesterday 2 hrly I kunci alarm to bring him to the toilet, I slept late, woke Aqil every 2hrs, aduhhh sungguh tak larat.

After the 1st round I cant go back to sleep, I was tossing and turning on my bed until its time for Aqil second round at 4 am. 1 hr left before sahur at 5am. I cant hardly open my eyes but I still could not sleep, sampai lah masa untuk sahur.

Hubby bangun I told him that I only slept 2 hrs than I cant sleep already, he ask me to take urgent leave today, oooo suka2 nyer, I hv responsibilities at work, hw can I take leave just because I cannot go to sleep...........

Thou my eyes are very sleepy today, super duper sleepy, but I felt very happy, its a great achievement for Aqil first night without diaper, I m so proud of my son........so after this more saving, no need to buy diapers anymore :)

..WKEND IS OVER...

How time flies, tomorrow dah Monday, working day, hmmmmm I'll be bored tomorrow, Matilda is on leave, my dear fren went to Genting with her boyfren for holiday, hope she will enjoy herself, this few weeks she looks so tension, lots of works at the office for her.....

We didnt go anywhere today, relaxing at home. Woke-up quite late caused yesterday we reached home very very late. Thought nak buka puasa kat luar jugak, but Arin came back late at 2pm from the Youth camp, reached home settled her things, gedebommmm, zzzzzzzz.... until about 6.30pm........

As usual do a bit of housework, washed clothes, vac and mop the floor than after that I kadaq to watch Sinetron Cinta Fitri at 2 until 3 than baru lah kedapur to cook. Hubby woke-up later than me, just nice to fetch Arin from Madrasah, tak salah around 1.30pm. While I kadaq to watch my Sinetron, hubby pulak kadaq his sleep, he says to me dah lama tak bangun tidur lambat like this afternoon, maklumlah every day he work from morning to night and every wkend he had to work to, mencari rezki lebih sikit...........demi anak2 dan isteri :)

Today buka puasa I cooked sambal sotong, fried vege and ikan masak kicap, hmmmmm sodap, selera gitu caused yesterday we all buka fast food hubby bought before we went to JB than terus tak makan anything after that.

Yesterday we went to JB after buka puasa. We left home around 8pm. Hubby called chkpoint, its says massive jam both 1st and 2nd link. So we all nekad jer try to see how bad it is, lagipun I dah made appointment to meet my fren and to bring my sis to Angsana.

But lucky, thou the jam is quite bad, it is still moving, so we are stuck about 1 1/2 hr before we reached Singapore Custom. In JB clear habis, alhamdulillah we reached Danga Bay to meet my fren around 9.30pm. Settled things with her than kite pun proceed to Angsana. By the time we reached Angsana it's already 10pm, nasib baik tak jam pulak nak masuk car park, agaknyer banyak orang dah balik, but tak jugak, masih ramai orang kat Angsana.

We jalan2 at the bazaar, cuci mata to c all the raya cookies....macam2 bentuk dan warna, rasa sana, rasa sini,but never bought anything from there, we went in to Angsana and bought from one of the stall which we normally bought from. This stall bagusnyer they baked the cookies there and packed it there so its very2 fresh, hot from the oven :) Sis bought a few types, while I cuma bought 1 type for myself, bangkit kerisik, bought for my MIL, no matter what I still ingatkan my MIL, than I also bought kerepek2 and kacang..........i dont want to buy so many, nanti membazir.........

After we are done at Angsana, we went to my sis house kat Denai, actually dah pukul 11pm, I called my sis we told her kite nak singgah, dia ok jer, lagipun belum sleep..........we are there dalam 45 mins jer.

Left my sis house around 12 midnight, went to pump petrol, than shoot back to Singapore. Thought the journey will be smooth, hmmmm jam jugak, from in front of City Square we all dah stucked. Stucked about 1hr and stucked again at Singapore Chkpoint for another 45mins. We reached Singapore at 1.30am.

Tak terus balik, we singgah to buy nasi goreng for sahur kat Al Ameen. Gedebak gedebuk after sending my sis we reached home at 2am.

All the barang2 we put aside, clean ourselves than makan the nasi goreng. We tucked in dalam pukul 3 pagi, I kunci jam jugak at 5am for sahur tapi alarm bunyi, I tak bangun, continue tidur sampai lah ke siangan. Nasib baik dah makan jugak nasi goreng, alhamdulillah dapat bertahan sampai ke buka tadi :)

Itu lah story mory I, I spend my wkends stucked in a jam to an fro. But still managed to get what we want.............

Now nak layan hubby watched TV dulu before we zzzzzzzzzz.....

Selamat bertugas to uols semua, muachhssssssss..........

...NAIK ANGIN, BLOOD WENT UPSTAIRS...

I was super angry today, but now while typing dah a bit cooollllllll :)

The story goes like this, we all lived kat flat or rumah pangsa, I'm staying kat 6th storey, so my neighbour at 7th story ni memang slalu suka cari pasal ngan I, Chinese family. They hv a maid, n the maid sangat lah bodoh bangettt, sori terpaksa I gunakan this word, caused dah geram sangat.

Always the case of tak der otak....why I says that???? maid ni slalu hang clothes kat luar without drying it first, always basah2 dia jemur kat luar. My clothes yg kat luar which dah hampir2 kering, apelagi jadi basah lah kenek titisan air from their baju2. Few times it happened, hubby pun dah pernah naik to tell the couple, but still it happened.

Nak di pendek kan cerita yg angin ni, today it happened again. I keluarkan my baju2 yg dah almost kering caused ade matahari kat luar, bila i dah jemur, tiba2 air menitis dari atas. Guessed what???? i jenguk kat atas, tersidai seluar dalam, kain buruk and mop. I pun pekik lah kat maid bodoh tu, "oi bodoh ker ape, baju aku dah kering kau jemur kat luar kain basah, babi betul lah" my angry words lah ni............

"sori sori, ok ok", than she bawak masuk. Kejap lagi menitis lagi air2 ke bawah, I jenguk lagi, lah dia jemur balik kat luar..... oooooo I pun hilang sabar, bukak pintu terus naik atas .......betul2 nak uji kesabaran aku sey!!!!

I went up kebetulan their front door dah bukak pun, than the maid terjenguk muka kat pintu, I terus told her "kau jemur baju tak nampak ker baju aku kat bawah, baju aku dah nak kering, kau jemur baju tak spin dulu eh", "sori-sori", ha tu jer lah dia pandai cakap, sori tak habis-habis.....

I wanted to see the mam but she told me, "mam saya lagi tidur", tidur ker atau takut ngan aku caused dah few times kan kenek with me due to her stupidity ni.....okay fine, "mam kamu tidur, u tell her this will be the last time I'm going to tolerate it, the next time I'm going to make a complain" I purposedly jerit2 kan suara I so the mam can hear, I know she is not asleep, tapi dasar pengecut.....than I told the maid, "kamu faham tak saya cakap ape, muka jangan macam orang bodoh boleh tak", "yes yes saya faham"

Dah jerit2 I pun turun and check from my kitchen window if the maid dah bawak masuk yg basah2 tu semua.......dah pun......

Ni lah kalau duduk kat flat, if u got an unconsiderate neighbour this is what going to happen, sumtimes I felt macam nak duk rumah sebuah gitu, tapi apekan daya, belum berkemampuan lagi, ohhhhhhh bilakah masanye I can live in a landed property........dalam mimpi jer lah moralle :)

Story ni yg buat I anginnnnnnnnn bangettt this afternoon....after chit-chotting with my sis dah lepaskan geram, lega jugak, thank you my dearest sis....... you're just on time to coollllllll me down ........:)

Hubby just came back, now dah keluar balik to fetched kak Yana from Madrasah than he's going to Macdonald to buy for buka puasa.....simple buka puasa cause lepas maghrib we all nak keluar.........causeway now memang lagi jam teruk sangat, hopefully later tonight berkurangan lah sikit, boleh I masuk ke JB dengan sonang.

Untuk semua, "Selamat Berbuka"

...COLD SATURDAY...

Its cold and Windy Saturday, after sahur and Sholat subuh terus on PC. Looks like its going to rain, while typing this entry it rains very heavily. Hubby just went to work, kesian tentu basah and cold. I ask him to drive the car he dont want, katanye nanti me nak send the girls to Madrasah susah pulak. So with his Motor Kapchai lah he went to work..........itulah suami ku, very prahatin to us, ape-apepun wife and kids comes first :)

Today few things to do, in the afternoon sending Kak Yana to madrasah and at 3pm sending Arin to her Ramadhan Youth Camp 2008. Arin not attending madrasah in the morning because of the Youth camp, its 2 days 1 night camp, there are lots of religious activities for these youth druing the 2 days camp. I can relaks2 lah in the morning, not going to do my marketing today, inside the fridge alhamdulillah barang2 like ikan, udang and sotong masih ade. This wk I hv not been cooking, sis had been giving me dishes for me anak beranak.

Only me and hubby will buka puasa at home today, Arin will buka kat masjid with all the youth camp candidates, kak Yana pulak dah sambut raya 2 days ago. So it will b a simple buka puasa for us, probably hubby will just buy. Lagipun after buka today we all nak ke JB to meet my business partner at Angsana sambil mencuci mata di sana.

Few things we want to get there, sis will be following us cause she wants to get something there to. If sempat we all with singgah my sis house lah. As long as causeway tak jam teruk, insyaallah we will be there early so we can spend more times there, if jam hmmmm limited jugak lah our time.

It's still raining outside, hubby just sms me, dah selamat reached his work place.....alhamdulillah. Worried jugak, with the heavy rain, now I knew he dah selamat sampai his work place boleh lah I pun zzzzzzzzzzzz............

Selamat berhari Sabtu, hope uols enjoy yr day today :)

...DUCKS QUACK, EAGLES FLY...

Closing entry for the day, already on my weekend mood :) Not so sure if uols want to read this, but please read its superb.........

No one can make you serve customers well.

That's because great service is a choice.

Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.

He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for Harvey.

He handed my friend a laminated card and said:

'I'm Wally, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.'

Taken aback, Harvey read the card. It said:

Wally's Mission Statement:
To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.
This blew Harvey away. Especially when he noticed that the inside of the cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!

As he slid behind the wheel, Wally said, 'Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos of regular and one of decaf.'

My friend said jokingly, 'No, I'd prefer a soft drink.'

Wally smiled and said, 'No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, water and orange juice.'

Almost stuttering, Harvey said, 'I'll take a Diet Coke.'

Handing him his drink, Wally said, 'If you'd like something to read, I have The Wall Street Journal, Time, Sports Illustrated and USA Today.'

As they were pulling away, Wally handed my friend another laminated card. 'These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you'd like to listen to the radio.'

And as if that weren't enough, Wally told Harvey that he had the air conditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him. Then he advised Harvey of the best route to his destination for that time of day. He also let him know that he'd be happy to chat and tell him about some of the sights or, if Harvey preferred, to leave him with his own thoughts.

'Tell me, Wally,' my amazed friend asked the driver, 'have you always served customers like this?'

Wally smiled into the rear view mirror. 'No, not always. In fact, it's only been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spent most of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard the personal growth guru, Wayne Dyer, on the radio one day.

He had just written a book called You'll See It When You Believe It. Dyer said that if you get up in the morning expecting to have a bad day, you'll rarely disappoint yourself. He said, 'Stop complaining! Differentiate yourself from your competition. “Don't be a duck. Be an eagle. Ducks quack and complain. Eagles soar above the crowd.”

'That hit me right between the eyes,' said Wally. 'Dyer was really talking about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decided to change my attitude and become an eagle. I looked around at the other cabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers were unfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make some changes. I put in a few at a time. When my customers responded well, I did more.'

'I take it that has paid off for you,' Harvey said.

'It sure has,' Wally replied. 'My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from the previous year. This year I'll probably quadruple it. You were lucky to get me today. I don't sit at cabstands anymore. My customers call me for appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on my answering machine. If I can't pick them up myself, I get a reliable cabbie friend to do it and I take a piece of the action.'

Wally was phenomenal. He was running a limo service out of a Yellow Cab. I've probably told that story to more than fifty cab drivers over the years, and only two took the idea and ran with it. Whenever I go to their cities, I give them a call. The rest of the drivers quacked like ducks and told me all the reasons they couldn't do any of what I was suggesting.

Wally the Cab Driver made a different choice. He decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.

How about us???

"HAPPY WKEND AND SELAMAT BERBUKA"

...RECIPE...

Diam tak diam dah nak masuk 12 days kite berpuasa kan, so I think ramai yg sekarang lagi bz mzzzzz thinking about persiapan unntuk Aidil Fitri yg tak lama lagi akan menjelang tiba. Things on the list tak lain tak bukan, baju raya, langsir raya, new furnitures and yg important sekali Hari Raya goodies. Most of us ni working mothers will just buy those yg dah ready jer kat kedai, kuih tunjuk2 gitu, but sumtimes ade jugak yg masih terlarat nak buat sendiri..... lagipun tak semua yg dijual sedap2 belaka......ade yg tengek, ade yg rasa sama cuma pattern jer lain2, so inilah issue nyer yg slalu di hadapi if kite buy ready made cookies or cakes.

Soooooo di sini moralle nak tempekkan resepi sonang banget. I was browsing through for simple2 resepi and I came across resepi yg sangatlah2 simple untuk di cuba for all. 1 of my hobby is to collect resepi, not only collect sahaja tau, I even tried it, if its nice, I will keep it for future.....hobby sampingan. But if penyakit M melanda, I will just keep it and try when the M is gone :) There r few places that I often visit like fotopages/wordpress/blogspot to hunt for recipes and even sumtimes learn from all these people tips and so on....

K lah, tak nak buang masa uols semua, here it goes.............CHOCOLATE CHIP AND CRANBERRY SHORTBREAD


(makes around 24 cookies - depending on the size)

140g plain flour, sifted
2 tbsp cornflour
55g caster sugar
115g butter, diced
90g chocolate chips
40g dried cranberries

1. preheat the oven to 160 degrees celsius. sift the flour and cornflour into a bowl, add the sugar and stir to combine. using your fingers, rub the butter into the mixture. add the chocolate chips and dried cranberries and stir well.

2. shape into balls (refrigerate for a while if dough is too soft) and arrange on ungreased cookie trays. bake for 10 minutes or until sides of cookies are brown. allow cookies to stand on tray for a couple of minutes before cooling on a wire rack.

the beautiful thing about this recipe is that you can practically add anything - M&Ms, orange/lemon zest, diced dried apricots, chopped dark chocolate… the resulting cookie is really crisp and buttery.

SELAMAT MENCUBA.............. :)

..START THE DAY WITH THIS....

Morning morning, come let me teach u about Business :)

BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can! Get Anything. But your attitude Should be positive


WHAT IS MARKETING??

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public! Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.<>
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

"HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD :)"

...MISSED...

Hi hi good day, hmmm windu with my blog , baru 1 day tak berupdate it felt like yrs, inikah yg di namakan blogger tegar or blogger tak de idea nak update....... :)

The seminar yesterday was ok, thou its just a briefed one, but its very knowledgeable. We reached office mid afternoon, from EDC me and Matilda went back straight to office caused I tak de mood nak walk-walk, maklumlah puasa. Lagipun there are things that we need to do, namanye pun workaholic employee......

Reached office, nobody is around, all the guys are out and big boss pun tak masuk office yesterday. So instead of doing our work we relaks-relaks at the office, sempat jugak I blog-hop here and there. Pity Matilda I puasa dia pun kenek jugak puasa. She had her late lunch at the office.

Today, I very bz lorr, since morning hardly had time to blog-hop. This entry was typed an hour ago bit by bit caused too many interruptions. Lagipun the big man is in today and mood not so good ):

To run away from his moody mood, I went out to the bank during lunch to cash out workers 1/2 mth salary. I drag Matilda with me sebab I look at her pun dah overstressed. After the banking job is done, we walk-walk at CP.

CP is having Thai bazaar and Metro is having big sale. We didnt buy anything just window shopping, cuci mata sambil ilangkan stressed. At the end I only bought Cadbury Choc for hubby and the kids, they all ni hantu chocolate :)

We reached office at 2pm. Big man is still around. That is why I cant update freely, limited accessed with him around, but no matter what I still update but curi-curi macam lah penyamun tarbus...

Lucky no hot story to story mory today, I ended this entry here caused big man jeling2 kat my work desk ni, "SELAMAT BERBUKA" to uols semua.

...MORNING GLORY...

Hi a very good morning to uols semua :)

I'm doing this entry early morning right after Sholat Subuh. Hubby gone to work, the girls getting ready to go to school.

I'm not going to be in the office in the morning, probably will be in around 2 or 3pm. I'm attending 1/2 day course today with my dear fren Matilda. My boss wants us to be more professional in answering calls, we are going to attend the Telephone Etiquette course. I've attended this course before in my previous company, but now I hv to attend again.

Well, if its out of the office, why not, tak rugi kan jalan-jalan cuci mata.

Now lets story mory about my buka puasa yesterday. Yesterday pun I tak cook, my sis gave me 2 types of dishes, ikan bawal asam manis and kobis masak air....... yesterday kite buka with ayah at home, hubby finished work early and went to JE Ramadhan Bazaar. I felt like eating Nasi Ambeng and tahu goreng. Alhamdulillah hubby bought for us macam-macam kuih semalam. So semalam rezki memang lah muai time buka puasa.

We didn't stay up late yesterday, all of us went to sleep around 9.30apm.

Alrite, that's my short n sassy entry, now nak mandi and bersiap, need to meet Matilda at 7.45am later.

Cheersssssss n hv a wonderful day to uols semua.............

...FEELINGS...

I'm back to my normal self today, actually yg lebih terharu is the encouragement I received from uols semua.......uols are the greatest gift to me in this blogging world :)

Feeling sleepy today, hampir2 terlelap during my staff meeting this morning. Late night again yesterday, chit-chotting with my dearest sis while waiting for hubby to come back from work.

To my dearest sis nun jauh di sana, thanks ya for keeping me company yesterday night with yr warm concerned towards me :)

Yesterday I dont hv to cook for buka puasa. I got few dishes from my sis (Umi). Lauk lemak udang,mee goreng and ikan goreng, hmmm cukup lah 4 of us to break fast. I just fried telur dadar with chilli and kicap than bought a bit of kuih for the kids and myself. Hubby came back yesterday night pun tak makan, mandi terus zzzzzzzzz..........

After break fast I was entertained by this singer yg tak asing lagi complete with his guitar. Permaisuri Ku his favourite song and he knows its my favourite song to. Anak yg menghiburkan ibu yg sedang berduka cite.............

Oh ya lupa pulak, last but not least, I went for short Therapy yesterday with Matilda yg cuba menghiburkan hati Kak Moralle. It felt good thou.........

What else I wanted in this world, my life are complete with just my love ones and frens around me :)

InsyaAllah, whatever cobaan akan ku hadapi dengan hati yg tabah dan tenang. ALLAH maha mengetahui segala-galanye.

..SINAR HARAPAN...

Greatest thanks to perantausepi for sinaran Ramadhan yg telah membawa segala sinar di hati ini tatkala kemelut duka menghantui hati dan perasaan...

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...TERHARU...

Monday bz as usual, my bluesssss started after reading my boss emails. Not 1 or 2 but a list of it, to do list, urgent list and its all from the big boss ):

So since morning I ws bzinggggg doing what the big boss wants following his list one by one. Now almost done 1/2 of it.

Why I felt so terharu???? while I was doing my work, my handphone rang. The no. was not familiar but I still answer the call.

"Assalammualaikum ibu" the voice sounds very familiar........
"Waalaikumsalam" saper ni...............
"Ini busu lah ibu"........(busu is my husband youngest sister, all my ipar duai address me as ibu, caused my kids panggil I ibu, they all prefer to call me that supaya lebih mesra)

Than she cried, I terus tergamam not sure why and furthermore I macam shocked to received her call.

Ade masaalah peribadi yg I cannot elaborate here cuma memang me and my in-law family not in good terms. I dont know where it all started, but I knew I dah menjadi menantu yg terbaik dan kakak ipar yg terbaik, tapi tetap jugak di pandang serong pada mata mereka. I sanggup bergadai nyawa dan harta demi mereka but still.........its very difficult for me to elaborate here but sesungguhnye ALLAH tu maha mengetahui segalanye. Walau ape pun balasan yg I terima from them I redha kerana I tahu satu hari nanti pintu hati mereka akan terbuka dan melihat kebenaran, insyaAllah.

Back to my youngest sis in-law, we were in talking terms 1 yr ago, but I'm not sure how and why it happened, she made me very angry dengan menipu I during Hari Raya last year, in-front of me she was so nice to me and behind me she 's the same with her other sister that I hv not been talking with for so many years. But sincerely I hv no regrets not talking to my other sis in-law, caused she is someone yg tak mengenang budi, she deeply hurt me n her brother (my hubby) times and times again. We are always there for her but she never ever once jaga perasan me and my hubby, she never appreciated it. We gave up on her, me and hubby cuma berharap that one day she and her husband will sujud depan us and mintak maaf..............

Mungkin ini dugaan for me and hubby untuk menghadapi manusia seperti ini. Walau apepun I still respect my MIL and FIL and slalu mendoakan yg terbaik untuk mereka walaupun mereka selalu menyalahkan me and my hubby. Kami slalu berdoa agar satu hari nanti my MIL and FIL di beri petunjuk oleh ALLAH swt, di mana mereka akan tahu yg mana benar dan yg mana tidak, insyaallah.

I selalu berdoa supaya kami sekeluarga akan bersatu lagi seperti dulu. Sumtimes rasa sedih selalu menghantui my life, but hubby slalu beri perangsang to me walaupun yg melakukan ini semua adalah darah daging dia sendiri. Tak putus-putus I berdoa setiap mengerjakan Sholat supaya keadaan akan menjadi seperti dulu lagi. I missed them thou and I missed all my anak2 sedara sebelah my hubby, mereka semua dah besar2 sekarang. And I'm also sad caused my kids kehilangan kasih-sayang makcik2 nyer and also their atok and nenek.

I told my sis in-law just now to call me back tonight caused I m soooooo bz with my work and hopefully all will be ok for me and her, for the time being.

Mungkin ini semua berkat bulan Ramadhan and my doa's yg tak pernah putus2 untuk mengembalikan my sis in-law and my parents in-law back to me, walaupun mereka menyakiti hati kami sekeluarga but still kami tak menyimpan dendam walaupun hati kami terluka dengan perbuatan mereka terhadap kami. Me and hubby telah menyingkirkan perasaan marah dan dendam itu jauh dari lubuk hati kami kerana kami mahukan yg terbaik untuk semua, lebih-lebih lagi untuk my hubby, supaya dia kembali mesra with his adik beradik kerana dia adelah anak yg tua dalam keluarga.

Betapa tersiksanya batin I bila membuat entry ni, I hv to stop here, my eyes are filled with my warm tears now, batal pulak puasa nanti, mudah-mudahan semuanyer akan berakhir di AIDIL FITRI nanti, insyaAllah

..SAT BERBUKA MENU...WHAT IS LAKSA GORENG...

Happy Sun to all, today I felt very freshed and energetic. Yesterday slept very late chit-chotting with my sis yg so very far nun di KL, sampai tak ingat nak tidur :)

But still woke-up for Sahur as usual and after Sholat subuh back to sleep. I woke up very late, around 11.30am, ooooooo lama sudah tak bangun begitu lambat. When hubby called from work, the wifey still sleeping. The kids all dah bangun, Yana yg uruskan Aqil, mandi and gave him breakfast. Ibu masih membongkang kat katil :)

Today I wont be cooking much, asam pedas masih banyak lagi, yesterday semua makan Mee laksa goreng, my asam pedas tak laku, so today sure laku caused I m not going to cook anything else except fried vege only. But kuih-muih still hv I think, hubby told the kids, he will buy on the way home from work.

So relaks lah jugak today, later at 5 baru lah ke dapur. Ni pun baru jugak vacuum and mopping the house.

I cooked Laksa Goreng yesterday, so what is laksa goreng, ade 1 or 2 bloggers yr asked me what is it. Its the same as mee goreng but instead of using mee kuning yg banyak cholesterol itu kite substitute it with mee laksa. Lagipun tak muak sangat if u use mee laksa, for sure berpinggan u all tambah if use mee laksa compared to using mee kuning. Cara to fried sama macam u all nak fried mee goreng, but if possible lebihkan fish cake and udang, it taste better. If using mee Laksa, tak pakai daging pun ok, lebihkan jer fish cake and sayur.

I was chatting with my sis ni, while chatting tu I told her I lagi makan roti boyan, nak menghabiskan stock yg ade, nanti tak makan membazir pulak.

So she also asked me what is Roti Boyan, hmmm here in Singapore roti boyan is just like curry puff bentuknyer. Its round in shape and the inside is filled with potatoes and egg. Overall the kulit macam kulit epok2, kentangnyer di rebus than after that tumis with daun bawang, telur, pepper and sedikit perasa. The actual size of roti boyan is like the size of roti canai, but now ramai yg modified into smaller size so its easy to eat. Oh ya, it has to be eaten dengan sambal, ade sambal biase, ade sambal chilli sauce, tapi the actual sambal is using chilli merah, chilli sauce, a bit of petis and masak as usual sampai pekat.

Lucky jugak sempat snap photo of the roti boyan yg tinggal satu before I ngappp.............

Now nak show budak yg handsome ni, I snap his photo while sleeping, he dah very ngantuk sangat, but suruh sleep still tak nak, at last c what happened ....................

K lah enough of the sesi suai kenal makanan, now I want to finish with my blog-hop before I start with my work kat dapur......

...TAKE A BREAK...

I'm taking a break right now, so tired since morning woke -up went marketing, housework than rushed to send Kak Yana to Madrasah at the same time fetched Arin back from Madrasah. Up and down terasa penat jugak.

Reached home at 2.30pm, prepare to cook for buka puasa. Asam pedas and tahu goreng with Kicap already ready, later about 4 before fetch Kak Yana back from Madrasah nak fried Laksa goreng pulak. Kak Yana keluar at 5pm, than nak go and buy kuih-muih sikit so kenek lah fried the mee early, if not later balik dah kepenatan.

While waiting to fried the mee, on-line lah kejap sambil blog-hop mana yg sempat.

Excuse me, now I'm going to blog-hop than nak continue with my masak-memasak.

"Selamat Berbuka"

....LETS JOKES...

Lets hv some fun seminit dua..............


Curi ke tak curi?

Seorang pemuda sedang menjalani perbicaraan dihadapan hakim atas tuduhan mencuri basikal seorang gadis..

Pemuda: Tidak! Saya tak curi basikal itu.
Hakim: Jangan kamu cuba menipu. Gadis ini membuat laporan mengatakan kamu mencuri basikalnya.
Pemuda: Dia tipu! sebenarnya, dia memberikannya secara percuma.
Hakim: Maksud kamu?
Pemuda: Begini tuan hakim, ketika saya dalam perjalanan pulang dari sekolah, gadis in! i meminta bantuan saya untuk memboncengnya menggunakan basikalnya sendiri. Dalam perjalanan, apabila tiba di kawasan semak, gadis itu menyuruh saya berhenti. Dia kemudian membuka baju dan seluarnya dan berkata kepada saya bahawa saya boleh mengambil'barangnya' yang berharga dengan percuma. Jadi saya terfikir, kalau ambil baju wanita itu, bukan saya boleh pakai sebab saya lelaki. kalau ambil seluarnya pula, pun begitu juga. Akhirnya , saya ambil keputusan untuk mengambil basikalnya. Itula! h cerita sebenarnya.

Hakim: !!!???!!!


Nenek yang nazak

Seorang nenek nazak didatangi Mudhin, tiba2 nenek terketar2 dan meminta kertas dari Mudhin

Setelah menulis , diberikanya kepada Mudhin.

Selang seminggu kematian neneknya , Mudhin pun memberitahu ahli keluarga supaya berkumpul.

'Sebelum arwah meninggal ada ditinggalkan wasiatnya pada saya'.

Mudhin pun membaca surat yg berbunyi: 'Woit Mudhin, jgn pijak getah oksigen tu, aku tak dapat bernafas, nak kiok dah ni!!'


Kisah sedih lelaki sengau

Seorang lelaki yang sengau naik ke sebuah bas lalu bertanya kepada pemandubas 'Vang.. vas nih fegi hamfang ke...? ' (bang, bas ni pergi ampang ke?).Pemandu bas itu berdiam diri. Marah kerana tidak dilayan, lelaki sengau itu pun turun dari bas.

Seorang lelaki lain di belakang pemuda sengau tadi pun bertanya kepadapemandu bas itu.'kenapa awak diam tadi? kesian dia...'

Pemandu itu pun menjawab: 'Masham mana haya nak hawab.... haya hun hengau hugak.. hhanti hia hata haya hehek hia hulakk!!!........'(macam mana saya nak jawab.. saya pun sengau jugak.. nanti dia kata saya ejek dia pulak!!!)....


Maaf cik, permohonan anda ditolak

Seorang pengarah sebuah syarikat sudah mendapatkan Sekretari yang diinginkan, lalu beliau menugaskan stafnya Budin untuk meneruskan baki temuduga dengan calon-calon yang masih ada...Pengarah tersebut mengarahkan Budin menolak semua calon yang tinggal. Dengan yakinnya Budin melaksanakan tugasnya. Satu persatu calon dipanggilnya.

Budin : 'Kamu memohon sebagai apa?'
Calon 1 : 'Sekretari'
Budin : 'Kamu merasa cantik ke tak?'
Calon 1 : 'lebih kurang macamtu la'
Budin : 'Permohonan Kamu tidak diterima.'
Calon 1 : 'Sebabnya?'
Budin : 'Nanti pekerja disini akan jatuh cinta pada kamu dan berlaku perkara tak elok...'
Calon 1 : 'Sebenarnya saya merasa tidak cantik'
Budin : 'Makin lah saya tidak terima.'
Calon 1 : 'kenapa pulak ?'
Budin : 'Buat sakit mata aje'

Calon berikutnya...

Budin : ' Kamu ada pakwe?'
Calon 2 : 'Ada..'
Budin : 'Di mana?'
Calon 2 : 'Di luar negeri.'
Budin : 'Permohonan Kamu tidak diterima.'
Calon 2 : 'Alasannya?'
Budin : 'Nanti kamu hanya bermain telefon dengan pakwe.. dan bil melambung'
Calon 2 : 'tapi Minggu depan pakwe saya sudah pulang.'
Budin : 'Makin lah saya tidak terima.'
Calon 2 : 'Alasannya?'
Budin : 'Laa.. nanti kamu selalu ponteng untuk berjumpa pakwe kamu.


Jual Telur

Pembeli: 'Dik, telur sekilo berapa?'
Penjual: 'Telur ayam atau telur itik?'
Pembeli: 'Telur ayam.'
Penjual: 'Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?'
Pembeli: 'Ayam biasa.'
Penjual: 'Yang tempatan atau yang import?'
Pembeli: 'Yang tempatan.'
Penjual: 'Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?'
Pembeli: 'Yang Ipoh lah...' (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: 'Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?'
Pembeli: 'Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan?'
Penjual: 'Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan.Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang.

"SELAMAT BERBUKA DAN SELAMAT WKEND"